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Punchlines
of Famous Companies
Punchlines
Listed below are some punchlines
from the greatest jokes of all time. If you know the joke, the punchline
alone might be enough to raise a chuckle. See how many of these you can
recognize:
Only two, but I don't know
how they got in there!
Yep, she's pregnant too!
No, we figured out what's
causing it!
Every morning about 7:30
my dad knocks on the bathroom door and says, "God! are you still in there?"
I've got you fooled today,
I'm not wearing any!
22! 22! 22!
ellifino!
Someone who knocks on your
door for no reason!
Well, surprise, surprise,
that's not my finger!
At your wedding, father!
They try to tie two output
ports together!
Roll aids!
He stays up all night wondering
if there really is a dog.
Because everyone is always
getting rear ended over there!
10,987,654,321
To prove he had guts!
He gave me a 10 inch pianist.
No, but you'll find out
what that thing is for!
About 300 yen.
Well, why don't you ask
him? Maybe he'll let you!
Doritos!
Good! We need to keep up
with those protestants!
A frog in a blender.
I don't know, but it's on
your left shoulder!
Tell that to Mrs. Truman!
They have three and a half
inch floppies!
They just make backups!
L&T - We Make the Things
that Make India Proud
LG - Digitally Yours
Sify - Making the Internet
work for you
Voltas - ACs with IQ
Alcatel - Architect of an
Internat World
Cathy Pacific Airlines -
The Heart of Asia
MS Office 97 - Work Less,
Do More
Hyundai - Drive Your Way
Canon - Delighting You Always
Philips - Sense & Simplicity
The Economic Times - The
Power of Knowledge
Cell One - The One for Everyone
Cantabill - International
Clothing
Business World - Play the
Game
Dolphin - The Affordable
Network Service
SBI - With You all the Way
Amway - Better Ideas-Better
Life
Omega - The Sign of Excellance
Jaguar - Dont Dream it,
Drive it
Honda - The Power of Dreams
MTNL - Transparency makes
us Different
SOTC - You Look the World,
We Look After You
ABN AMRO - Making More Possible
Business Today - For managing
Tomarrow
Nokia - Connecting People
Wipro - Applying Thought
Air France - Making the
Sky the best place on Earth
Air Lufthansa - There's
no Better Way to Fly
Toyota - Touch the Perfection
Jet Airways - The Joy of
Flying
ITC - Enduring Value
IFFCO TOKIO - The Life You
Desire
Microsoft - Your Potential,
Your Passion
Epson - Exceed Your Vision
Park Avenue - Play the Lead
British Airways - The World
is Waiting
DIGJAM - Dressing the World
Chevrolet - For a Special
Journey called Life
CNN - Be the First to Know
MICO-BOSCH - The Power of
We
Sun Microsystem - The Network
is the Computer
TATA Indicom - Business
Without Limits
Amkette - When Reliability
Matters
Dell - Easy to Buy, Easy
to Own
Motorola - Intelligence
Everywhere
ICICI Bank - KV kamath -
Hum Hai Na
Compaq - Ban jaaye baat
Hyundai Santro - The complete
family car
IBM ThinkPad----- " I think,
therefore IBM"----
Adidas ------ " Forever
Sport"-----
American Express ---- "Don't
leave home without it"
Birla Mutual Fund -----
"The name inspires Trust" -----
kingfisher - vijay mallaya
- king of good times
TCS --- S ramadorai ---
Beyond the obvious
Wipro---Azim Premji-----Applying
thought
Infosys---Nandan M. Nilekani-----Driven
by intellect,powered by values
1. FORD – Built for the Road
Ahead
2. GM – Only GM.
3. DAIMLER CHRYSLER – The
Future of Automobile
4. BMW – The Ultimate Driving
Machine
5. AUDI – Vorsprung Durch
Technik
6. TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection
7. HYUNDAI - Drive Your
Way
9. HONDA - The Power of
Dreams
10. SKODA – Obsessed with
Quality since 1897.
11. VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers
wanted
12. FIAT - Driven by Passion.
FIAT
13. JAGUAR - Born to Perform
14. LEXUS – The Pursuit
of Perfection
15. TATA MOTORS – Even More
Car per Car
1. Microsoft - Where Do
You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion
2. Windows XP - Do More
with Less
3. HP - Invent ; Everything
is Possible
4. Computer Associates -
The software that powers the E Business
5. CSC - Experience. Results.
6. Accenture - High Performance.
Delivered
7. IBM - ON DEMAND
8. LENOVO - We are building
a new technology company.
9. Apple Macintosh - Think
Different.
10. TCS - Beyond the Obvious
11. Infosys - Powered by
Intellect, Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability
12. WIPRO - Applying Thought
13. EMC - Where Information
Lives.
14. Adobe - Simplicity at
work. Better by adobe.
15. Have You Met Life Today
- Metropolitan Life Insurance Company or Metlife.
2. The Power on your side
- Allianz Group
3. Growing and Protecting
your wealth - Prudential Insurance Company
4.We know Money - AIG or
American International Group Insurance Company
5.Trust thy name is -------
(The fill in the blank itself is the name of the organization) - LIC
6. Be Life Confident - AXA
UK
7. You are in good hands
- Allstate Insurance Company
8. Your Partner for life
- Max NewYork Life Insurance
9. Positively Different.
- Standard Insurance Company Limited.
2. Macromedia - What the
web can be.
3. 1. India's International
Bank -- Bank of Baroda
2. Good People to Bank with
-- Union Bank of India
3. Higher Standards -- Bank
of America
4. You and Us -- UBS
5. The Citi Never Sleeps
-- CITIGROUP or CITIBANK
6. Where Vision Gets Built
-- Lehman Brothers
7. The World's Local Bank
-- HSBC
8. A Passion to Perform
-- Deutsche Bank
9. Making More Possible
-- ABN AMRO Bank
4. 1. The Magazine of the
Corporate World - BUSINESS INDIA
2. For Managing Tomorrow
- BUSINESS TODAY
3. Intelligent Computing
- CHIP
4. Your Technology Navigator
- DIGIT
5. Play the Game - BUSINESS
WORLD
6. Journalism of Courage
- The Indian EXPRESS
7. The Power of Knowledge
- THE ECONOMIC TIMES
8. The Name India trusts
for News - HINDUSTAN TIMES
9. Read a Bestseller everyday
- THE DAILY TELEGRAPH
5. MRF - Tyres with Muscle
CEAT - Born Tough
EBAY - The World's Online
Market Place
AMAZON.COM - Earth's Biggest
BookStore
TIMESJOBS.COM - If you have
a reason, we have the job
BLOGGER.COM - Push Button
Publishing
Microsoft - Where Do You
Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion
Windows XP - Do More with
Less
HP-Invent - Everything is
Possible
Accenture - High Performance.
Delivered
IBM - ON DEMAND
LENOVO - We are building
a new technology company.
Apple Macintosh - Think
Different.
TCS - Beyond the Obvious
Infosys - Powered by Intellect,
Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability
WIPRO - Applying Thought
Adobe - Simplicity at work.
Better by adobe.
Macromedia - What the web
can be.
FORD – Built for the Road
Ahead
GM – Only GM.
BMW – The Ultimate Driving
Machine
TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection
HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way
HONDA - The Power of Dreams
SKODA – Obsessed with Quality
since 1897.
VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted
FIAT - Driven by Passion.
FIAT
TATA MOTORS – Even More
Car per Car
IBM - I think, therefore
IBM.
Dell - Easy as DELL.
Intel - Intel inside.
LEE - The jeans that built
America
Master card - There are
some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MASTERCARD.
Kotak - Think Investments.
Think Kotak.
Sun Microsystems - The Network
is the Computer
Ernst and Young - Quality
in Everything we Do
Barclays - Fluent in Finance;
Its our business to know your business
Standard Chartered Bank
- Your Right Partner
CNBC - Profit from it
AT&T - The World's Networking
Company
Monster.com - Never Settle
Jet Airways - The Joy of
Flying
Lufthansa - There's no better
to fly
British airways - The Way
to Fly.
Air Canada - A breath of
Fresh Air
Sahara - Emotionally yours.
Malaysian Airlines - Going
Beyond Expectations
Kingfisher Airlines - Fly
the good times
Exxon Mobil - Taking on
the World’s Toughest Energy Challenges
Chevron Corporation - Human
Energy
Reliance industries Limited
- Growth is Life
British Petroleum - Beyond
Petroleum
ONGC - Making Tomorrow Brighter
IOCL - Bringing Energy to
Life
BPCL - Pure for Sure
IBP - Pure bhi. Poora bhi
GAIL - Gas and Beyond
Essar corp - A positive
a++itude
Speed - High Performance
Petrol
Servo - 100 % Performance.
Everytime.
NDTV Profit - News you can
Use.
Toyota Innova - All you
Desire.
Star Sports - We know your
game
1. L&T - We Make the
Things that Make India Proud
2. LG - Digitally Yours
3. Sify - Making the Internet
work for you
4. Voltas - ACs with IQ
5. Alcatel - Architect of
an Internat World
6. Cathy Pacific Airlines
- The Heart of Asia
7. MS Office 97 - Work Less,
Do More
8. Hyundai - Drive Your
Way
9. Canon - Delighting You
Always
10. Philips - Sense &
Simplicity
11. The Economic Times -
The Power of Knowledge
12. Cell One - The One for
Everyone
13. Cantabill - International
Clothing
14. Business World - Play
the Game
15. Dolphin - The Affordable
Network Service
16. SBI - With You all the
Way
17. Amway - Better Ideas-Better
Life
18. Omega - The Sign of
Excellance
19. Jaguar - Dont Dream
it, Drive it
20. Honda - The Power of
Dreams
21. MTNL - Transparency
makes us Different
22. SOTC - You Look the
World, We Look After You
23. ABN AMRO - Making More
Possible
24. Business Today - For
managing Tomarrow
25. Nokia - Connecting People
26. Wipro - Applying Thought
27. Air France - Making
the Sky the best place on Earth
28. Air Lufthansa - There's
no Better Way to Fly
29. Toyota - Touch the Perfection
30. Jet Airways - The Joy
of Flying
31. ITC - Enduring Value
32. IFFCO TOKIO - The Life
You Desire
33. Microsoft - Your Potential,
Your Passion
34. Epson - Exceed Your
Vision
35. Park Avenue - Play the
Lead
36. British Airways - The
World is Waiting
37. DIGJAM - Dressing the
World
38. Chevrolet - For a Special
Journey called Life
39. CNN - Be the First to
Know
40. MICO-BOSCH - The Power
of We
41. Sun Microsystem - The
Network is the Computer
42. TATA Indicom - Business
Without Limits
43. Amkette - When Reliability
Matters
44. Dell - Easy to Buy,
Easy to Own
45. Motorola - Intelligence
Everywhere
6. . Like. No. Other. -
SONY
2. Everyone's Invited or
Its hard to Imagine - SAMSUNG
3. Life's Good - LG
4. The Indian Multinational
- VIDEOCON
5. Born in Japan Entertaining
The World - SANSUI
6. Inspired Living - HAIER
7. Sense and Simplicity
- PHILLIPS
8. The Perfect Experience
- JVC
9. Choose Freedom - TOSHIBA
AMAZON.COM - Earth’s Biggest
BookStore
TIMESJOBS.COM - If you have
a reason, we have the job -
BLOGGER.COM - Push Button
Publishing
MRF - Tyres with Muscle
CEAT - Born Tough
EBAY - The World’s Online
Market Place
Microsoft - Where Do You
Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion
Windows XP - Do More with
Less
HP-Invent - Everything is
[...]
1. Microsoft - Where Do
You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion
2. Windows XP - Do More
with Less
3. HP - Invent ; Everything
is Possible
4. Computer Associates -
The software that powers the E Business
5. CSC - Experience. Results.
6. Accenture - High Performance.
Delivered
7. IBM - ON DEMAND
8. LENOVO - We are building
a new technology company.
9. Apple Macintosh - Think
Different.
10. TCS - Beyond the Obvious
11. Infosys - Powered by
Intellect, Driven by Values;
Improve your odds with Infosys
Predictability
12. WIPRO - Applying Thought
13. EMC - Where Information
Lives.
14. Adobe - Simplicity at
work. Better by adobe.
15. Macromedia - What the
web can be.
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